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I rarely order ice cream from Costco or as they call it frozen yogurt (can anyone explain the difference between sugar and dairy frozen and sugar and dairy frozen?) but it being a perfectly splendid day with warm weather I decided to go with this summer classic for lunch.
Now I ordered a swirl so I could have the best of both worlds and frankly one flavor entirely is just sickening ten spoonfuls in. I also ordered a diet Coke and I have to admit it’s a horrible combination.
The real point of my writing though is to complain about the idiots in line who didn’t get an item and ask the clerk or their own near-retarded child to walk (emphasis on walk) back to get it. The whole line stops. The momentum of life crawls and all the world’s attention shifts angrily towards that stupid asshole. Guess what you forgot the item so get the fuck out of line! Your mistake shouldn’t be ours to suffer through jerkoff. And once the gopher comes back you’d best be ready to pay with some kind of plastic! No change diving or check writing!
Why are checks even accepted anymore? They take too much time to deal with and are a sign of archaic and fearful thinking. Plastic is space age technology and the space age was fucking 50 years ago. Adapt!
PS thought 11 soon to come.
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