Ruminations of a Costcoholic

Thought #14: Women

When you get to the front of a line is it so hard to have your money ready? You know that what you’ve been in line for requires some sort of payment right? You more than anyone understand that your purse is a mess and that finding anything in it takes time.
A quick common sense tip from the king of Costco: have your fucking cash in hand before you order food! Before your food is handed to you! How about before you even reach the halfway point in line you stupid whores!

Have a good holiday season.

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