Ruminations of a Costcoholic

Thought #15: Coke

As you probably know by now Costco offers unlimited refills on all their sodas (whether they know it or not). They have a decent variety available but there’s only two that really count: Diet Coke and Coca-Cola.
Both drinks have their pros and cons. Coke tastes better, offers that ahhh burn in your throat but it has a buttload of sugar and calories. Diet Coke on the other hand has a bitter soda water taste that I love, no calories or sugar but guarantees cancer after ten years (unsubstantiated claim).
Now a moderated or healthier consumer of soda might mix it up on a Costco visit.  First they have a cup of Coca-Cola then after some Diet. Or if you’re more the genius type you stick with just the Diet because Costco’s Coca-Cola for some unknown reason is flawed. It just doesn’t taste right and it never has. It’s maybe to soda waterish or maybe too syrupy. It’s not very good. So be wise this holiday season and just stick to gallons of Diet Coke.

editors note: Now you the brilliant reader of this blog are wondering what the hell is he talking about I thought he said Costco is perfect. Well as a good friend has told me about their christian god that if Costco does something then it is perfect it’s our idea that’s askew.

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